About half an hour after you’ve washed your face, how does your skin feel?
Oily. Sometimes I think I could give French fries a run for their money.

Tight. I can’t show emotions until I put on a little moisturizer.

My nose, chin and forehead are a little oily. But everywhere else is lookin’ good.

Ouch! It tingles or burns.

Give your elbows and knuckles a once-over. How would you say they look and feel?
Dewy and fresh. I don’t really need body lotion; I just use it to smell nice.

Rough or flaky ... I could sand wood with these puppies.

Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

Red and irritated. They need a little TLC.

How often do skin-care products irritate your skin?
Never. My skin’s no wimp.

Nearly every time I apply them. But I just grit my teeth and bear it.

Only once in awhile. Mostly after I’ve exfoliated or been out in the sun.

Always. I’ve learned to brace myself for the inevitable burn.

When you’re outside for an afternoon without any protection from the sun, how does your skin react?
I burn at first. But then it turns into a tan. Beauty is pain. What can I say?

It burns, then it turns into a tan, then my skin peels like crazy.

I get a nice, even tan that makes all my friends jealous.

I become a walking, talking lobster.

Choose the skin-care issue that concerns you the most.
Acne or blemish control. I can only blame it on hormones for so long, you know.

Fine line and wrinkle prevention. I want to look as young as I feel.

Sun damage. I want my skin to look radiant, not radioactive.

Burning, redness or irritation. Did I mention that I sometimes resemble a lobster?
